There's crazies on the loose. Case in point: I'm driving in downtown Seattle tonight about a half hour ago and some guy in a volvo cuts me off. He obviously doesn't see me, so I honk at him. And then he just sits there in the lane and attempts to make an illegal U-turn on a one-way street. So I honk at him again. So he throws open his door and (after a failed attempt to put the car in park) waddles his chubby little self as fast as he can in my direction yelling obscenities like a lunatic. So I killed him.
Just kidding. I sped off down Mercer Street.
O wow I laughed... Hahaha! Reminds me of the time that gangster couple tried to run us all over.
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